Why were the close-ups so intense? Because Tom Hooper wanted to make sure you could see every single atom of Anne Hathaway’s vocal cords while she wept for her lost dreams.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
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2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
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2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Double Strike"? Because it was the year the actors and w...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
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2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
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In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
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In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
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In 2014, Hollywood went for the heart and the eardrums. It was th...read more »
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In 2013, Hollywood went to extremes. It was the year we learned t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
You must construct additional laughs!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!