A guy starts singing about his problems in a dramatic falsetto. The bartender says, “One day more… of this and I’m quitting.”
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
The magic man... is laughing!
High five for this joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!