2011 Vintage: The Lemon

I hope my new phone isn’t a “lemon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Dial_Up_King07/20/2004 03:24Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules08/15/2012 03:57Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/01/2001 14:42Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Shagadelic_9709/01/1997 07:51This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Evil_Kermit_M12/16/2002 04:11Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.