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2016 Vintage: The Legend of Zelda

Breath of the Wild (Trailers): Why were the kids so hyped for next year? Because Nintendo showed off the open world, and the kids were already planning to “forage” for dinner in 2017.

Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »

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2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan06/05/2002 06:26I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Cyber_Security_X03/08/2014 04:55Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Korn_Follower07/19/1998 20:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Philosoraptor_X10/17/1998 18:20If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Bernie_Mittens02/19/1996 05:13I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Leet_Speaker_7704/19/2012 23:197h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Web_2_0_Fan05/11/2002 05:47This is the future of humor!
@iPhone_User_0708/28/1996 18:49There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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