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2000 Archive: The Legend of Zelda

Majora’s Mask: Why was the moon so angry? Because Nintendo decided that 72 hours of impending doom was exactly what kids needed for their holiday break.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Dial_Up_King02/20/2008 02:42Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Britney_Spears_Fan08/30/2008 21:47Oops, I laughed again!
@Kernel_Panic_9811/01/1999 08:55This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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