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2006 Classic: The Launch of Intel Macs

 Why was the “Bong” still there? Because Apple switched to Intel processors, making it possible to run Windows on a Mac—a sign of the apocalypse for some, and a miracle for everyone else.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Married_With_Kids07/26/2015 10:15Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/07/1995 18:33Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/04/1999 00:58I see funny people... everywhere!
@DragonBall_Z_G01/15/2004 18:38His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Goonies_Never_D10/15/2007 15:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Nyan_Cat_Space04/25/2013 02:33Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Charlie_Unicorn03/31/2009 07:57We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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