Why did July 1995 change the holiday? Because Jeff Bezos started a bookstore in a garage, and nobody realized that one day we’d be ordering our American flag napkins with one-day drone delivery.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I am crying... with laughter!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Classic. Simply classic.