2020 Classic: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken was an “essential worker” and he wanted a piece of the hazard pay.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

@Angelfire_User06/20/2001 20:14Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Napster_Leech09/19/1997 20:09Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/16/2003 01:12I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/04/2007 23:43You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Woman_Yelling_C03/16/2012 08:30The cat is just sitting there laughing!