Why was everyone so chill? Because the “New Millennium” was finally settled, broadband was getting faster, and we finally knew where Nemo was.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Very nice! Great success!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
High five for this joke!