2012 Classic: The Laptop “Instant-On”

Why was the salesman so fast? “My computer wakes up before I do! It’s ready to fail in record time!”

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Cast_Away_Wilson07/20/2004 23:25WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/07/1996 21:43Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Toolbar_Hater02/03/2008 00:58My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/28/1996 11:15May I suggest another joke, sir?

@LonelyGirl15_F01/15/2012 10:24Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Troll_Face_Real12/29/2009 19:57Problem? No, just laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama05/13/2007 20:50Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Face_Palm_0108/04/2008 02:24Classic. Simply classic.