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2006 Classic: The “Lady in the Water” Logic

 Why the Narfs? Because naming your mythical creatures after a sound Pinky and the Brain make is a bold, bad choice.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus02/13/2009 14:47What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@MIRC_Ghost01/08/2002 10:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Frasier_Crane01/17/1996 01:48I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Nu_Metal_Kid11/01/2004 22:04I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Zoolander_Mug03/31/2013 23:05I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Beanie_Campbell05/12/2004 10:28True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Ring_Member_9806/29/2006 00:14Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler11/26/2011 21:29May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Shut_Up_Money03/09/2015 13:25Shut up and take my laughter!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat03/07/2011 01:23Heh heh heh. Good one.

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