2001 Classic: The Knee 2

“It hurts when I bend it.” “Then don’t bend it. That’ll be $200 for the 2001-style wisdom.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

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@Pager_Guy09/01/1999 07:47Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Requiem_Dreamer08/17/2012 18:32That was intense... and funny!

@Speed_Racer_Go04/19/2001 01:42Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/26/2006 19:04Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/18/2015 08:49Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/12/2004 22:59I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Fire_Background04/21/1996 07:22This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@GG_WP_9805/13/2011 08:49Good game, well played. This is a winner.