“I have a plan for my daughters to be champions!” “Start with a plan for them to clean their room, Richard. One step at a time.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
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2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
That was super fast and super funny!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
High five for this joke!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!