Why was the peace in Chechnya so fragile? Because it wasn’t a “Peace Treaty,” it was a “Let’s take a five-year break and buy more ammo” agreement.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.