2018 Classic: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch03/02/1997 22:10There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Lara_Croft_9602/06/2011 06:25Found a real treasure with this one.

@Myspace_Tom11/07/2011 18:13I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Fargo_Marge11/07/1999 02:08Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/29/1995 08:22I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Talladega_N_R04/30/2000 14:58If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Second_Life_Avy01/22/2003 14:01In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.