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1999 Archive: The Ken Griffey Jr. “Goodbye” to Seattle

Why were the fans crying? Because the “Kid” wanted out, and the 90s felt like they were officially ending without that backwards hat in the Kingdome.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member07/10/2011 15:04Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@CRT_Brightness04/08/2010 14:48I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/02/2015 18:14This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Oracle_Says05/29/1997 05:37I knew you’d laugh at this.
@G_I_Joe_Real02/09/2003 16:14And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Bebo_Lover_0505/09/2000 03:15Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Keep_Calm_Fan06/28/2005 03:13Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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