2005 Classic: The Kanye West (Late Registration) Fan

“I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no 40-watt bulbs.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9601/13/1998 09:12Found a real treasure with this one.

@Blockbuster_Refugee11/24/2013 10:27Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@X-Gen_Mark02/12/2008 16:29This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Optical_Mouse_9909/30/2015 16:28I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Lock_Stock_Two01/24/1995 06:20It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Mini_Me_Rocks01/10/2013 10:37... (Laughter in silence).