Why was the 4th so “interrupted”? Because the VMA moment was coming, and we were all practicing our best “Yo, I’mma let you finish, but…” for whenever someone tried to make a toast.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition
In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »
31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition
In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
Taking a photo of me laughing!