Why did the lawyer reject the blogger? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who felt the need to “live-tweet” the deliberation.
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!