1998 Classic: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the librarian? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to find the real facts.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/23/2009 16:44I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Jordan_Fan_2306/28/2009 17:25Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@StoneCold_31611/22/2012 10:02And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Steve-O_Wild08/17/2006 18:15Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Protoss_Pylon05/08/2011 06:15You must construct additional laughs!