2015 Archive: The Jurassic World Suit

Why did the lawyer sue the park? For “negligent dinosaur containment” and failure to provide “raptor-proof” insurance for the tourists.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

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@CoolSkater9804/12/1998 11:29Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Y2K_Ready05/12/1999 18:42If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/18/2000 00:41Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Pokemon_Blue01/14/1999 14:56Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@SpiderMan_Tobey10/01/2014 21:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Dark_Knight_Joker09/28/2010 21:39Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Fat_Bastard_Get03/11/2003 16:31Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@AllYourBase_9910/17/2007 07:11All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!