2004 Vintage: The JoJo

A guy says, “Leave (Get Out).” The bartender says, “Finally, an order I can follow!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lion_King_Simba10/09/1999 03:46Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Eminem_Fan_0010/11/1997 05:12Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Double_Rainbow_G06/28/2014 05:06What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@StrongBad_Mail12/28/2015 21:02I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Homestar_Runner01/12/2007 20:52That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!