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1995 Vintage: The “Joint Strike Fighter” Beginnings

Why did the project start? To create a plane that could do everything, cost everything, and eventually take 30 years to finish.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ModemWarrior04/13/2010 11:21I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
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