“It just takes some time, little girl, you’re in the middle of a dark room.”
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Equality for all jokes!