I just bought a song for 99 cents. It’s a “sound” investment.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.