Why did it go operational? To prove that you can hit a bullet with another bullet, provided you have a billion dollars and a lot of math.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.