Why was the 2008 BBQ so high-tech? Because after Robert Downey Jr. hit the screens, every Dad in a goatee thought he was “one burger away” from becoming a billionaire playboy philanthropist.
Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!