A man gets the first iPod. His wife asks, “Why do you need 1,000 songs?” He says, “It’s not about the songs, honey. It’s about having something in my pocket that actually listens to me when I press play.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!