My doctor walked in with an iPad. I asked if he was checking my chart. He said, “No, I’m playing Angry Birds while I wait for your blood pressure to stabilize. It’s very therapeutic.”
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
2025 Legacy: The End
"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Prescription
"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I see you... laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Posting this to my own wall right now!