2000 Vintage: The Invisible Man

Did you hear about the invisible man who turned down a job offer? He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It left its Windows open.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

@ChatRoom_Queen03/21/2009 05:43A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Mean_Girls_Regina05/22/1996 13:48Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Student_Life_0110/31/2007 04:52Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/09/2003 12:50This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Frag_Master_9911/29/2014 15:36Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!