The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition
In 2008, church life was trying hard to remain culturally relevan...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition
In 2015, church life was adjusting to an era of total cloud integ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition
In 2020, church life experienced an unprecedented, rapid shift as...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
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37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition
In 2024, church life was fully integrated with artificial intelli...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
But you have heard of this joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
The history of humor in one post.