My plastic surgeon asked me to hold a sign with my username before the operation. He said, “The surgery is free if we get 1,000 likes by the time you wake up.”
Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nurse
"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Problem? No, just laughs!