Why did the lawyer bring a drone to the reading of the will? To “airdrop” the billable invoice directly onto the mahogany table.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Found this on the deep end of the net.