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2009 Classic: The Inglourious Basterds “Bingo!”

Why was Christoph Waltz the MVP? Because he gave a performance so charming and terrifying that he made drinking a glass of milk feel like a death sentence.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was a place where CGI was still a terrifying n...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Tissues
Why the raccoons? For a finale that proved James Gunn can make yo...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Hobbits & Ogre Onion” Edition
In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web "Ambulance"
Why the memes? For a movie where Dakota Johnson looked like she w...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition
In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen07/08/2014 14:15A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Net_Addict_200009/12/2015 10:48My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/07/1997 20:30Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@USB_Pioneer09/08/1998 18:26Plug and Play laughter!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/17/2008 06:43That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Footloose_Ren12/18/2011 10:19Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@ODP_Editor_9912/31/1998 19:10Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@StumbleUpon_User03/14/1999 11:28I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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