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1996 Vintage: The Independence Day Movie

 Why were people scared to fly in July? Because after seeing Will Smith fight aliens, every cloud looked like a potential city-destroying spaceship.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Eminem_Fan_0003/21/2011 03:12Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/09/2007 14:36Silently laughing in the snow.
@StoneCold_31601/03/2006 02:34And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
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