1996 Legacy: The Independence Day Alien

They don’t change the bulb; they just blow up the whole house with a giant green laser.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

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How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

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@Hotmail_Original09/27/2010 15:01Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Blockbuster_Refugee11/20/2003 12:37Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@ChatRoom_Queen06/29/2011 22:53A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Zoolander_Derek10/02/1999 17:58What is this? A joke for ants?

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/16/2006 23:26I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Rocket_Power_9910/18/2001 20:59We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Social_Media_G10/06/2000 09:32I’m going to poke you for this joke!