Why were there five different colors? Because Apple decided “Bondi Blue” wasn’t enough, so they gave us Blueberry, Grape, Tangerine, Lime, and Strawberry—turning the home office into a fruit salad.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Countdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2003 Archive: Call of Duty Debut
Why were we back in WWII? Because the first CoD reminded us that...read more »
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a mast...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)
Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped pro...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
2004 Classic: The Death of the "Friends" Series
Why was everyone crying? Because after 10 seasons, the coffee sh...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
2002 Vintage: The Death of the Napster (Original)
Why was the music quiet? Because the court finally shut down the...read more »
2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
Why was it on every station? Because 2002 was the year we all ag...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of the "SkypeOut" Service
Why were we calling landlines? Because in 2004, the dream was to...read more »
2004 Legacy: The Launch of Firefox 1.0
Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to ...read more »
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2003 Classic: Beyond Good & Evil
Why did we love a pig? Because 2003 was a great year for cult cl...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the GameCube WaveBird
Why were we so free? Because Nintendo gave us the first high-qua...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Reddit
Why was it just a list of blue links? Because Steve Huffman and ...read more »
2005 Archive: The Launch of the PSP (US)
Why did we want a "Walkman for the 21st century"? Because Sony g...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The magic man... is laughing!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.