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2013 Archive: The “If You Like Your Plan” Lie of the Year

Why did PolitiFact give it the title? Because even the most optimistic “Hope” can’t survive a “Cancelation Notice” in the mail.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower05/11/2014 00:08The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Pirates_Jack_S07/31/2004 05:07But you have heard of this joke!
@Prestige_World_W12/18/1998 22:45Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Rick_Roller_0706/03/2013 08:49Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Keyboard_Cat_P03/13/2003 21:55Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@First_World_P03/22/2006 01:05My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Prodigy_User_X05/01/2009 08:35Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Hashtag_Master09/27/2008 07:53#funny #joke #retro #90s
@Selfie_King_0511/28/2006 20:31Taking a photo of me laughing!

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