1999 Classic: The iBook G3

Why did the aunt’s computer look like a toilet seat? Because Apple decided that “tangerine” and “clamshell” were the peak of laptop fashion.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »

Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »

Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »

Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »

Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »

Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »

In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »

Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »

Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »

In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »

Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »

Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »

Why did nobody know what to call the app with the bird? Because E...read more »

Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »

@Napster_Leech10/12/2015 11:42Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Motherboard_Max03/07/2008 00:56This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Walter_Sobchak05/31/2000 07:46Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Big_Snatch_Boris02/10/2001 08:50Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/03/2012 05:27That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Digimon_Tamer02/10/2004 21:18My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Brick_Tamland_L01/05/2003 21:51I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Slow_Clap_Guy04/22/1995 05:06...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!