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2009 Classic: The Hurt Locker Tension

Why the bomb suit? For proving that Jeremy Renner is the only man who can make “cutting a wire” more stressful than a 2,000-person battle scene.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy11/07/2002 23:04Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/24/2004 07:26You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Dumb_And_Dumber11/26/1996 04:46So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Student_Life_0107/22/2003 13:56Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Campus_King03/21/1995 05:07The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@WiFi_Zero_One10/21/2008 02:03Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/29/2014 23:31Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/04/1998 10:44Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Me_Gusta_Face08/17/2003 04:08Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Mobile_Web_0103/25/2011 09:20Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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