Why were they made of canvas? Because in early 2003, we still thought the Iraqis would greet us with flowers, not sniper fire.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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