“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Tele-Health’ compatible. It’s supposed to feel like a laptop.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!