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2003 Vintage: The Horse

 I’m “stable” for now.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet10/30/2003 15:50Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Encarta_Explorer07/14/1995 00:11I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Cipher_Steak11/19/2004 13:15Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Frag_Master_9906/16/2002 01:20Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Spawn_Camper_J10/05/2015 13:35I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@I_See_What_You08/29/1998 02:01I see what you did there. Clever!

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