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2016 Classic: The Hope Solo “Cowards” Quote

Why was her contract terminated? Because she called the Swedish team “cowards” after losing, proving that “Olympic Spirit” has its limits.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready03/24/2007 04:24If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Twister_Chaser02/01/2011 16:37A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Full_House_Michelle04/28/2003 15:33You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/27/1998 18:52I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Yugioh_Duelist12/14/2008 08:23You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Thundercats_Ho02/10/2005 16:58Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Ferris_Bueller06/09/2010 01:34Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Search_Scout_9902/10/2007 01:51Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Mobile_Web_0110/16/1998 15:42Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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