Why? Because after 50 years of breaking every bone in his body for our entertainment, he finally got a trophy he didn’t have to do a backflip for.
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!