“Hold the door! Hold the door!” “I’m just trying to get the groceries in, Kevin. You don’t need to cry every time I walk through the entrance.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
But you have heard of this joke!
The Dude abides... this joke.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!