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1997 Legacy: The HMO Gatekeeper

I called my HMO to see a doctor. The recording said, “If you’re having a heart attack, press 1. For a stroke, press 2. For all other conditions, please hold until the year 2000.”

Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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