I called my HMO to see a doctor. The recording said, “If you’re having a heart attack, press 1. For a stroke, press 2. For all other conditions, please hold until the year 2000.”
Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Anesthesia Bill
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2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
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2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Memory Pill
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2025 Legacy: The End
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Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
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