Why was the 4th so “Ambitious”? Because Brendon Urie told us to have high hopes, even if our “Grand Finale” was just three fountains and a smoke bomb.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Mission
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Tapping my way to a good mood.