2023 Archive: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m watching the AI vs. Human chess match!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan08/07/1997 13:09Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Net_Neutral_9510/10/2011 23:46This is why we need the internet.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu05/08/2011 22:58Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan02/03/1996 03:29Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Liger_Owner_X04/27/2015 08:04It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/10/2004 21:59Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?