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2017 Archive: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m checking the Bitcoin price!” “Classic 2017 heart attack.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition
In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

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55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog12/19/2015 05:04Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa04/22/2003 17:31They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Linux_Distro_User06/29/1999 04:01Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@American_Psycho_P10/14/2002 14:03I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Green_Day_Fan11/04/2009 11:31Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Beavis_Cornholio11/26/2000 16:46I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Napoleon_Dyna09/16/2009 12:10Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh11/26/1997 20:31Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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